January 2011
When you send a text to the wrong person...
divingintosnowmelt:
I'm just going to pretend Tina won
borpo:
-dirkdiggler:
I love you Betty, but..
I can’t even pretend because I can’t even imagine what could have happened between Hamm and Fey…
That awkward moment when you run over your own...
kanyevel:
youregaybutiloveyou:
Yeah, Maggie.
Fuckin HATE Bananas
You don't go on Facebook for a week:
Expectations:
Reality:
& guess what that 1 notifucktion is:
Studying.
expiredhero:
Expectations:
Reality:
U MAD?!
Seeing that certain someone you have a crush on...
When you walk up to the counter:
Expectation:
Reality:
Trying to act cute:
Expectation:
Reality:
Then you drop your Quarters everywhere, and they look at you like:
And in your head you’re like:
You scramble to pick them up:
But the moment is already ruined, so you walk out:
When you get home you’re like:
But then you called me and we laughed about it for 30...
My roommate is starting a pole-dancing class next...
She wants to get one in our room as well……Uumm, I think we all know how that’s going to turn out:
Jenna Challenged me to Mario Kart?!?
kanyevel:
nycmaggie123:
You’re going down BITCH! Wario FTW
Ha Ha, I’m drive circles around you girl
thedailywhat:
Baby’s First Audition of the Day: Believe it or not, 7-week-old Rosie has never had a single lesson.
[hyst.]
Reblog if you live here!
GINA!! You and Chad need to come over so we can...
We have to finish it! I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE ENDING!!
Jenna Challenged me to Mario Kart?!?
You’re going down BITCH! Wario FTW
Why Maggie Allen is a Boss
kanyevel:
Maggie: AND OMG, I FORGOT TO TELL U!! i am a genius and i smuggled weed here from home!!! [Which is Idaho, we live in NYC] U HAVE to hear my story and how i did it, its awesome Me: LOL OMG HOW?!? Maggie: Ok, i emptied out a tampon, stuffed it in the tube, then put it back together, then put it in the wrapper and sealed it with tape. It looked normal, and i put it in my checked bag, no...
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Walking into my Art History class where I don't...
fuckyeahgifs:
yourbestfriend:
typicalvirginsacrifice:
br0job-:
humpingturtles:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Press Play. Then click and drag the player. What the fuck.
dfjkl;lksa this is fucking cool.
EVERYBODY DO IT.
now thats fuckin’ cool.
oooooohhhh my god
this is AMAZING
this literally broke my computer but daaaang that was cool
thesewordswerenevereasier4me2say:
passionforpublication-:
takethistoheartxx:
thelizarellaproject:
-kotori:
wishesinmypockets:
forevertoyoursoul:
OH MY GAWD.
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
WHY
WHY IS THIS THE FIRST THING ON TUMBLR THAT HAS BROUGHT ME TO TEARS
I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS
hahahahahaha!
OMG me and my two year old both are rolling on the floor in tears hahaha.
WHY IS THIS...
It rains the hardest on those who deserve the sun.