Ok, just got a call from a restricted number:
Caller: “We have video evidence of you not evacuating your building during the hurricane, you’re going to be fined.”
"Ooh really? And what building would that be?"
Caller: “Battery Park”
Me: “What building in Battery park?”
Caller: “Battery Park…….Building A”
Me: “Ooh building A! Ok, well what was I wearing?” (I live in building 355 btw, there is no such thing as Building A).
Caller: “…..A coat……Look lady, we’re fining you.”
Me: “Ok, and whose ‘we’?”
Caller: The police.
"Ooh excuse me Officer. So what day was this footage taken?"
Me: “Well that’s funny, cuz my roommate and I evacuated Saturday morning at 8am. Have fun being a spammer, and go fuck yourself!” ~click~
DON’T MESS WITH ME BITCHES!